lots of jokes about them all the time dont think im slack or racist, every1 does them. enjoy and wb:)



Q: whats wrong with 2 abbos driving off a cliff in a commodore?
A: you can fit 3 more in the back


Q:....whats wrong with 5 abbos driving off a cliff in a commodore?
A: you can squesh atleast 5 more in the boot


Q: what is the difference between an abbo and a parkbench?
A: a parkbench can support a family


Q: whats the difference between a trampoline and an abbo?
A: you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline


Q: how do you kill a thousand flies?
A: punch an abbo in the face


Q: whats the difference between an onion and an abbo
A: when you cut up an abbo you dont cry


Q: why do seagulls have wings?
A: so they can beat the abbo's to the tip


Q: what do you call an abbo with a sheet of tin metal over his head?
A: a first home owner


Q::...what do you call an abbo with 2 sheets of tin metal over his head?
A: a real estate agent


Q: why do u call abbo's boongs?
A: because thats the noise they make when you swerve and run them over


Q: a prostitue shouts across the street to an abbo "hey black boy u want a blow job"
A: he replies, "go away i dont want any kind of job"


Q: whats the difference between a dead abbo on the road and a dead deer on the road?
A: the deer had skid marks before it


Q: what do you call an abbo with one thong?
A: lucky!


Q:....what do you call an abbo with 2 thongs?
A: a thief!

some are meh few funnys though

Hektik as blood...

Now pass the flagon

i lold

what do you call a abbo with a ferrari
a thief

what do you call a abbo with 2 ferraris
a good thief

what do you call a abbo withh 3 ferraris
mate

what do you call a bunch of abbos rolling down a hil
abbolanche

what do you call them rolling back up the hill
black magic

what do you call a abbo in the freezer
stiff shit

what do you do if an abbo runs at you with half a head
reload and shoot again

why do you go to an abbos garage sale
to get ur stuff back

why dont you throw rocks at an abbo on a push bike
its probably your push bike


i have many many many more hahaha

where is harry cornic jr now huh

What do abo kids get for Christmas?
Your bike
What's long, black and smells like shit?
The unemployment line
How do you get 100 abos into a mini?
Throw in a dole cheque
How do you get them back out?
Throw in a job application
How do you know when an abos robbed your house?
Your thongs are gone and your dog's pregnant
How can you tell the bride at an abo wedding?
She's the one with the new thongs
How do you get an abo woman pregnant?
Cum in the gutter and the flies will do the rest
What does an abo woman use as a vibrator?
A beer bottle full of blow flies
Why the wedding cake made of shit at an abo wedding?
Keep the flies off the bride
Why dont abo women wear pants?
Keep the flies off their face
Why do abos carry a piece of shit around in their pocket?
ID
What do you call an abo on a waterslide?
Sewerage

jokes about aboriginals aren't funny...you guys are pathetic

go away

whate are 3 things an abbo cant get..
a black eye
a big lip
and a job

what do you call an abo with a peg leg?

shit on a stick! lol.

mmmmm i could add a few in here but i better not lol

Q. how do ya starve a coon?
A. hide his food stamps under work boots.

haaha

what do say if ya see ur tv floating at night
DROP IT coon

what do apples and abos have in common?
Both look nice hanging from trees

2 aboriginals are talking one day and one goes "wheneber i hab sex with a white girl, i always get really red burnin eyes, a runny nose and really sore throat" the other goes "yeh me two, think its the capcicum spray"

the first one is and olllllllld one, but funny none the less!

hardin up
go away

Q: why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left?"
A: coz black people have no rights

Q: why are abos so fast?
A: all the slow ones get caught

Q: why are abos getting stronger?
A: TVs are getting bigger

2 white guys go up to a abo on the street, they give him a dice and tell him to roll, they said if you roll 1,2,3,4,5 you die, the abo asked "what if i roll a 6?", they replied "ya get another go"

haha i got one

Why has Cathy Freeman Never Been Pregnant?
Cuase shes the only coon who can outrun her uncle

Bahahaha I lol'd at the last couple.

Fucking lol'd at that.

What do you do when you see a coon jogging in the street...

Trip him and give the lady's purse back

pi*s off.




What do you call 3 Japs, 1 Chinese and an 2 Abbos?

A sprinkler - Nip, Nip, Nip - Chink - Nigger, Nigger.

^^^hahahahahahahaha loves it

HAHAHAHA never heard that one, funny as fuck

What do you call ten thousand coons at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Q. Whats green and mowes lawns..

A. He's my abo and i will paint him any colour i want..

Q. What goes Black White Yellow, Black White Yellow, Black White Yellow?

A. An Abo and a seagull fighting for a chip.

hahaha laughed so hard specially the job one

why does the abo say "now ya see me now ya dont, now ya see me now ya dont??

pedestrian crossing white n black n white n black

whats green and hangs from a tree ?

my abbo i can paint him any colour i want !

whats an aboriganal girls first worlds during sex?

get of me dad your squashing my smokes...

couple of good ones above keep em coming...

IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY

how do you get an abbo bitch pregnant ?

cum in the gutter and let the flies do the rest...

whats an abbo chicks first words during sex ?

get of me dad your squashing my smokes ...

lol

get some new ones up here boys these are all old

black man is walkin down the street wid 4 sheets of tin in one arm n a goon sack in the other laughing and having a good time, white man comes up to him n says "why you so happy for mate?" nigger replies "just divorced the misses cuz she got the kids n i got the house n everything in it".


Q.how u stop 5 niggers rapin a white chick?
A. throw em a basketball

Q.what do you do when u run over a nigger?
A. reverse!

Q.how u stop a nigger from drowning?
A. take your foot off is head

Q. what do u call 9 niggers hanging out of a tree?
A. Alabama wind chime

Q.what do you call a nigger behind bars?
A. anything you want

Q. what do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
A. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!

Q. how does a black chick know her mums on her rags??
A. her brothers cock tastes funny

Q. what is a nigger?
A. proof that monkies fucked skunks

Q.why do niggers have flat noses?
A. thats where god put his foot when he was rippin off thier tales

i think thats enough from me lol

What do you call an abo at church


Holy shit

nigger is african american.... and for one im an aborignal and i dont bludge of center link i own a house i gota full time job and a missus now by you sayin all this shit downing us and all that go to the remote community in cairns or weipa or arukun or cherberg yea you know that name go up there and tell them all wat your saying now on a big stage infront of everyone lets see how long you last standing infront of them now they are all not like that just because government lack in helping the indigenous people rather than helping earthquake victims or sunami victims overseas.... you wouldn't like it if i came up to you and called you a white prick or white c-u-n-t now would you wat would you do?

no respect

how bout you go find ya chili bin aye bro

Are you for fuckin real mate ... There jokes , So pull that fist out of your ass and take it like a joke ... To be honest if you came up to me and started crackin white boy jokes i would be laughing with you coz they are jokes ...


on topic


Pauleen Hanson had a rat problem in her fish and chip shop , So she called up a pest control bloke to come and get rid of them. After an hour or so the pest control bloke show's up and has a look at all the rats and says right ill be back in a sec I just have to get something from my car. So off he went and came back with a fluite and starts playing it and and walking towards the river and all the rats followed him down to the river and they all drowned. He comes back to the shop and Pauleen hanson say's fuck me that was amazing , Can you play the didgerydoo???...


hahaha . i got a heap more but don't think there very suitible for this site lol

You know you wanna

an aboriginal mother is telling her daughter the day before her honey moon that her husband is goin to put his most prized possesion in the place where you piss. daughter askes her mother why is he puttin his thongs in the sink?

How do ya tell that an abbo has had an abortion?

There's blood on the Yabby pump


Nth Qld cops are looking for an abbo basher, I called them but apparently its not a job

I was making my toast this morning and heard this yell from outside, i went running out and saw an abbo gettin beat up, then i thought Holy Fuck my toast is burnin.

A car load of abbos was hit by a train last night on the Ferny Grove line, then i thought to myself, Holy Shit that couldve been me, then i realised i cant drive a train

hung my christmas lights up the other day and they all remind me a abo's

all chained together non of them work and they look good hanging from a tree


Q.why did they make asprin white?
A, because it works