What did Jesus say to his Apostles, whilst he was being nailed to the cross?


Dont touch me fukin Easter Eggs ya kunts, i will be back monday






one more quick one....

jesus walks in to a hotel and gives the receptionist 3 nails and asks,
can you put me up for the night......

not funny 1 bit i say, rude and disrespectful..


*yes your a mad kent by swearing, and you dont give a F**k, great...shows how damn low you are.

i found it funny, lol

meh i dont really enjoy religious jokes, not that im a regular sunday church goer or anything there just shit

meh

Grow a set.

didnt really find first one funny at all..

jesus, just a over rated bum. the bible should be under science fiction

look up these verses for shits and giggles

LEVITICIUS 20:13 . god demands the death of homosexuals
DEUTERONOMY 21:18-21 . god demands that we kill disobediant teenagers
DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21 . god demands that we kill girls who are not virgins when they marry.

etc plenty more where that came from

Would have been funnier without the swearing


Pretty sure thats older than the bible itself

what did jesus say to the abo?


Just sit under a tree and dont move until I get back in a few days....

whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?


it only takes one nail to hang up a picture

^^ now that one made me giggle a bit, but the OP's jokes were just crap

guess u gotta b bent to find that funny

thats hillarious <-- (unknown spelling)

lol

i lol'd a bit

lol at half this thread

bahahahahah was that ment to be a joke lol
if you dont like it fuck off... bloody wimps tell some one who gives a fuck lol
good jks mate

if you're not going to find it funny... why even look in the thread?
what losers - chin up

lmao stupid old FUCK he is,

As if youd be murdered and come back and be nice? IF I GOT KILLED AND COME BACK I WOULD STRIKE DOWN APON THEE WITH GREAT FURIOUS VENGANCE AND PUNISH YOU FOR YOU WILL NO MY NAME IS TOM AFRO, WHEN I STRIKE DOWN APON THEE - PULP FICTION

x2

i think that u's that say disrepectful things towards Jesus just dont have nothing else to do wit ur time. guessing u's dont believe in anything else except ur car & VB...
God have mercy on you all...

did you just sign up to say that?

y cos i dont have as many hectic posts as urself?

i dont get it?

You have to be kidding me.. seriously? disrespectful to jesus... JESUS ISNT REAL! its you stupid religious people who are scared into believing that if you dont follow some sort of false idol that you will die and go to hell... Life isnt going to get much better so you all might aswell join in with the rest of the people in this thread and have a laugh at how ridiculous you sound.. plus there isnt anything wrong with VB and cars... and this is all coming from a 16 year old who was brought up forced into being a Jehovah's witness for 14 years of his life..

Nice jokes by the way..

Lame ass thats pathetic, not even funny :| go play with a purple crayon or something

not even a giggle, until i went down the page a bit

It would be pretty dumb to have the bible classed as science fiction, considering that it has the same things in it as a lot of historical documents. Also the books of Leviticus and Dueteronomy were written by a MAN, his name was Moses. Dueteronmy is like a set of guidelines for Moses and the deciples who were wandering in the desert for 40 years. So while homosexuality and sex before marrige is accecpeted by people today, thousands of years ago it was not.

Oh fuck off you twat

meh.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA well i like it

The later jokes were funny... Although I didn't get the Abo one.

Ohh btw. I'm semi-religious, yet I still find these funny in the way which they were intended..

That is legendary.

who drinks VB?? its shit

Welcome to 2 years ago, fuckwit.